Well, I'm writing an original song. It doesn't really rhyme, It's kind of a free verse song. But, It's my first stab at musical comedy, and I'm giving you a preview.
I put stuff meant to be spoken in brackets, and the prologue is meant to be spoken as well. I like it so far, and it's far from done.

Awesome Stuff (in my head)
Prologue:
You know, there are things in this world that are insanely awesome, very awesome, and just kind of awesome. Well, I have established my own kind of awesome in my head, compiled a list of things that fit 1 or more of the criteria of my kind of awesome, and decided to put it into song form. So, here's my list of awesome stuff, by me.

A Tyrannosaurus Rex coming back to life,
Riding a motorcycle over a yacht,
Encrusted in diamonds, oh, and it's also on fire.
A guitar solo that's so freaking sweet,
That it cures cancer, ebola, and HIV.
Oh, by the way, the guitar is on fire.
The ultimate creature that everyone'll like,
A mixture of a Pirate, a Ninja, Ron Paul,
The Doctor, Rick Astley, and Lil' Wayne.
(it's not on fire, I promise.)

Chorus:
Heidi and Spencer,
Going to Africa.
Then being eaten,
By a pack of wild hyenas, that also explode.
That would be awesome, in my head.
(back to the main part)

Creating a top secret organization,
Run by the Ghostbusters and Aerosmith,
That randomly sends out secret agents at random,
To randomly kick random Pedos in the nuts.
(oh, and did I mention that they use proton packs on their nuts if the Pedophiles start attacking?)